Saturday, November 22, 2008

I Know I Need to Snap Out of it When...

You I know I’m in trouble when…

…I’m quiet when among friends
…I’m anticipating text messages
…I’m planning every move I will make
…I’m thinking ahead of the words I will utter
…I’m dreaming of the same thing every single night
…I’m constantly thinking of different possible scenarios
…I’m in this routine of some sort everyday
…I’m not my usual foolish self
…I’m visualizing my life as if I’m in a sitcom
…I’m watching “Love Actually”
…I’m rooting for the perfect couple
…I’m smiling brooding for no apparent reason
…I’m listening to sappy tunes
…I’m gracious
…I’m anxious
…I’m giddier than usual
…I’m relating anything, even the un-relatable
…I’m giving off this “non-chalant” aura
…I’m constantly being outwitted by friends
…I’m delivering bad puns and terrible punchlines
…I’m feeling 2005-ish all over again

…there’re hordes of hot chics, gullible, ready to be picked up, drunk!, wearing articles of clothing that should be banned, on a Friday night, and I couldn’t care less

And the most terrifying thought…
…I’m about to meet with THE one, and I’m not even the least bit excited! My thoughts are somewhere else.

Chuck: “How do you think I feel? I haven’t slept. I feel sick, like there’s something in my stomach. Fluttering.
Blair: “Chuck. You know that I adore all of God’s creatures and the metaphors that they inspire. But, those butterflies? Have got to be murdered.

Good god!


keem said...

You're in a rut, aren't you? Get yourself together.

odt said...

i concur, man.
you have to focus. :))
those butterflies have got to be murdered--wait, are you really going mental on this one?
they are beautiful creatures,
for heaven's sake!

jaiskizzy said...

yeah. murder all overused metaphors!

timeenutlatte said...

Kimberly: Yes, yes. I admit I am.

O: They are beautiful creatures, but they are messing me up..big time! They must perish or I will. >:))

Jai: Will you help? Kill! Kill! Kill!


…I’m dreaming of the same thing every single night
um, no need to expound.. lol

timeenutlatte said...

Tsk tsk! Pity pity! :-<